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Hey friendly reminder if you see me follow you, and we used to be mufos.

I didn't soft you, nothing wrong, I don't hate you.

It's just a new account <3

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Lumb stuff Show more

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Shrek over ActivityPub or SoAP for short. :shrek:

Tonight I cleanse the fediverse of its sins with SoAP :shrek:

Tonight, I say,

Somebody...

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selfies, ec Show more

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I’m a slimegirl cuz I sold all my bones to pay my mortgage.

I’m the bone police and I’m afraid I’m gonna have to confiscate all ur bones. Sorry they’re evidence in a bone crime.

Toot toot bone patrol have you seen any suspicious bones around here?

If ur not willing to shed ur meat suit and make spooky click clack noises with me to freak out the neighbors then we can’t date.

Bones smell like lavender. You can’t change my mind.

Thinkin about throwing a girl at another girl as a distraction to steal all their bones.

So much noise, so few people. Feels like the start of a zombie apocalypse.

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Slime Dragon Garden

Slime Dragon Garden is a single user instance for @Lumb@slime.dragon.garden and maybe for one of its pets, if she's a good girl.