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Fun activity! CWing shitposts that contain content that would warrant a CW in other context.

It's fun for the whole family!

:promoted: Promoted

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So I started working last week, but I won't be getting paid in time to make rent, which is due tomorrow if I don't wanna pay an addition $130 late fee.

I'm getting paid on the 21st, and eviction notices are sent out on the 15th if rent isn't paid.

I asked the landlady to email corporate and ask to extend that date for me but she isn't hopeful as they've never made an exception for her before.

I'm $600 short on rent this month because a roomie is moving out and I haven't got anybody set to take their place yet, that's before electricity and water, both of which are higher than usual this month for some ungodly reason.

So I'm asking for help again. Anything helps, and I appreciate the help I've gotten so far so so much. I hate asking, but I can probably pay some back, or forward as the case may be, when I do get paid on the 21st.

Boosts are super appreciated also <3 <3

PayPal.me/rosieertel
@RosieGriddle
$RosieGriddle
liberapay.com/RosieGriddle

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#PDX Housing Show more

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Hey friendly reminder if you see me follow you, and we used to be mufos.

I didn't soft you, nothing wrong, I don't hate you.

It's just a new account <3

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Lumb stuff Show more

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I figured since the matrix is trans culture that it belonged on this website so here ya go! :neo:

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Just, DM me, so much, all the time, if you look like this:

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Shrek over ActivityPub or SoAP for short. :shrek:

Tonight I cleanse the fediverse of its sins with SoAP :shrek:

Tonight, I say,

Somebody...

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selfies, ec Show more

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there's a nerf gun behind my eyes and it automatically shoots strangers who walk up the stairs too slowly

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"You will encounter a dragon in the woods."

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Everyone tells me I have an infectious laugh, like a disease. Like small pox. People tell me my laugh is like small pox

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*sniffs timeline*
weird
*closes computer*

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so here's what i'm gathering

me doing the nudes right here babey: fantastic, cool, wonderful

me doing the nudes on an entirely separate account: nah, you suck, boo

i shall bare this in mind

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clonk clonk (that's stuff rattlin around in my head)

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"Don't be sad it's over, be glad it happened."

"That is such a BS platitude."

"You don't think it applies to anything?"

"No, I think it's something people say to make other people feel better. Give me one example where this is actually true."

"Off the top of my head? An orgasm."

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The year is 2023: the first perfect music playlist algorithm is successfully launched. after running the options for a couple of hours, it recommends a playlist of the same sad song thirty times in a row to every single person who uses it

aggressive reminder: @Wewereseeds is cutie beans. dont forget

might fuck around and have some back spasms later

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Slime Dragon Garden

Slime Dragon Garden is a single user instance for @Lumb@slime.dragon.garden and maybe for one of its pets, if she's a good girl. Also a slimegirl who's unrelated, but I love tho.